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9/11 First Responders Say It's 'A Shame' Health Bill Needed Jon Stewart's Attention To Put It In Spotlight

I particularly like the line from Senator McConnell:

“Some have tried to portray this debate as a debate between those who support 9/11 workers and those who don’t,” McConnell said. “This is a gross distortion of the facts. There was never any doubt about supporting the first responders – it was about doing it right.

Now switch the sentence by replacing "9/11 workers" with "fighting terrorists" and "first responders" with "American troops."

Or switch "9/11 workers" with either "capitalism" or "socialism" and "first responders" with "America."

Other examples?